My Lady Nicotine
A Study In Smoke
by
J. M. Barrie
Author of “When a Man's Single,”
“The Little Minister,”
“Auld Licht Idylls,” etc.
Contents.
- Matrimony and smoking compared.
- My first cigar.
- The Arcadia Mixture.
- My pipes.
- My tobacco-pouch.
- My smoking-table.
- Gilray.
- Marriot.
- Jimmy. (unfinished)
- Scrymgeour. (unfinished)
- His wife's cigars. (unfinished)
- Gilray's flower-pot. (unfinished)
- The grandest scene in history.
- My brother Henry.
- The house-boat “Arcadia.” (unfinished)
- The Arcadia mixture again. (unfinished)
- The romance of a pipe-cleaner. (unfinished)
- What could he do? (unfinished)
- Primus. (unfinished)
- Primus to his uncle. (unfinished)
- English-grown tobacco. (unfinished)
- How heroes smoke. (unfinished)
- The ghost of Christmas Eve. (unfinished)
- Not the Arcadia. (unfinished)
- A face that haunted Marriot. (unfinished)
- Arcadians at bay. (unfinished)
- Jimmy's dream. (unfinished)
- Gilray's dream. (unfinished)
- Pettigrew's dream. (unfinished)
- The murder in the inn. (unfinished)
- The perils of not smoking. (unfinished)
- My last pipe. (unfinished)
- When my wife is asleep and all the house is still. (unfinished)
About this book
As a pipe smoker I've often heard My Lady Nicotine mentioned,
but did not have the pleasure of reading it until I stumbled across a copy
in an antique shop. Sadly, it is not a first edition, but I am
still quite pleased to own it. I created this web edition so others may
enjoy this classic as well.
Technical
I have attempted to duplicate the style of the printed book as nearly
as current standards and
technology allow.
It appears to have been set in Baskerville or a similar typeface.
Readers using Internet Explorer will see this font automatically.
Others may download and install it manually.
For best results, a browser which properly supports
cascading style sheets is recommended.
Current Status
Chapters 1-8 and 13-14 are done. Once the book is completely
entered, I plan to make versions for Palm™
organizers (with the AportisDoc reader) and the
Rocket eBook available for download.
If you're impatient, buy a
hardcopy edition.
Errata
Any typos are mine. Please report any problems to me, jason@gaydeceiver.com.
Other resources
- http://www.pipes.org/ - The source for
pipe smoking information.
- alt.smokers.pipes - A USENET newsgroup for discussion of pipe smoking. They have an excellent FAQ.
- Cornell & Diehl Tobacco - They don't sell the Arcadia Mixture, but they do carry one of my personal favorite blends, Pirate Kake. My other favorite is Frog Morton by McClelland, and yes, I am a shameless latakia fiend, why do you ask?